Godly Gum Store

The isles were arranged in such a way that they consisted of prime numbers, with isle 1 on the third floor and isle 787 on the -13th floor under below sea level. They held flavors of gum ranging from delightfully delicious doobleberry to balistically balanced banana. Isle 1 contained all of the special assortments produced by Eric after his adventurous expedition to White Castle with Arjun and Kal Penn, preceded by isle 3 which held Mr. Imondi’s beards’ all time favorites like the infamous 11LEAVE-ME-ALONE flavor spontaneous invented by him with his patented humor back in the day when he taught creative writing in the greatest creative writing class of all time.
The second story of the underground nightclub was devoted purely to Ronald McDonald and his McDonald minions, in their conquest to conquer the fast food world with their superciliously supersized cheeseburger-cheeseburgers and godly sized succulent Caesar salads. On the sewer-top down 7th avenue which serves as the entrance to the underground nightclub, huge, ghastly letters written in invisible ink that’s visible only to those whose noses have been touched by Mr. Imondi’s artistic fingers.